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Saturday, July 5, 2014

German Spies Responsible for Neymar Injury!


Brazil's victory over Colombia has become a bittersweet affair following the news that Brazilian star striker, Neymar, will miss the rest of the 2014 World Cup after fracturing his vertebrae following a clash with Colombian defender, Juan Camillo Zuniga, late in their game.

Zuniga went up for a ball and kneed Neymar in the back - Neymar was left on the ground hurt and had to be taken off by medical staff. He was subsequently rushed to hospital where x-rays confirmed the fractured vertebrae.

Neymar's loss is a huge blow ahead of their semifinal clash with Germany in Belo Horizonte on Tuesday night - and possibly their chances of winning the World Cup at home in Rio de Janeiro in over a week's time.

Obviously the reaction in Brazil has been huge and bordering on melancholic with blame placed on Juan Zuniga since he was the main perpetrator of Neymar's injury.

One report speculates that Juan Camillio Zuniga is actually Jan Camille Zuninger, a German intelligence agent and cousin to former German international, David Odonkor - who likes very similar to Juan Zuniga. The real Zuniga was kidnapped at half-time and locked away in the janitor's closet until full time by members of the German secret service.



This report was released by an aide to Dr Angela Merkel who obviously does not want to disclose his name.

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